Why I hate my rental

I am now in the midst of buying myself a car for Toronto. In the mean time I have rented the Chrysler Sebring.

Damn.

Normally I would never get such a tank but this having been the May Long Weekend, my pickings were slim.

Anyhow, lemme tell you why I hate this car:

1. It's a big boxy Yankee car. It feels like I am driving a dishwasher.
2. When using the keyless entry to lock the doors, it lets out a loud honk. Not very pleasant after 1 am.
3. I was in reverse to park and the lousy thing stalled on me!
4. The windows seem to be designed for someone five feet tall. Wanna live dangerously? Drive the Sebring and enjoy all the blind spots galore!

Aside from that, it is a very forgetable car. I even prefer the old 1978 Chevy Impala I used to drive around. She was named "The Beast".