The Damage Report

A couple of nights ago Gerry and Asif had a keg party in the Scarbourhood so I went down there to hang out and do my part.

The beer was free flowing and people were having a good time.

Then came my favourite point in the night. When Gerry drinks there is always a moment in the evening where I go up to him and I ask:

"Hey Gerald. How you doing buddy?"

" Euhh....I'm really druhn raht now"

See this is when Gerry's Germaness starts to come out and you know he is either going to fall down drunk, or he is going to start looking for something to bump into. Last time he fell down drunk, we took a couple of rolls of toilet paper and mummified him.

This time however a mysterious hole in the wall developed. I dragged Gerry and Asif over to see it, and that is when I noted that the size, placement, and "wide" shape of the hole matched Gerry's ass perfectly.

Mr.Asif was a little pissed about it, but after a drink and a smoke he was heard to say," S'ok. It's only a wall. It'll grow back."

So cheers to Gerry. Even when I am wasting his toilet paper, or people are drinking all his beer, or even when we find out that Gerry rammed somebody into a wall creating a new storage space, Gerry is cool. All he wants is a good time and to know that everyone else is having just as much fun. Right on bud. Now stop being German.