The Decline of Western Culture

It is over.

The bell has tolled.

The sun has receded.

The stars have waned from the great ether in the heavens.

Like the breaking of the seven seals which foreshadow the coming end of the world when judgement shall fall, I have seen a sign of the end of Western culture as we know it.

And it retails for about $5 bucks.

Behold: The KFC Famous Bowl

Can you imagine the society that can support a demand for something like this?

A serving of mashed potatoes, topped with corn nibblets, doused with gravy, layered with popcorn chicken bits, and served with melted cheese...in a bowl.

Good lord...

Not even in my drunkest moments when the craving for Drive Thru is unstoppable would I ever consider ordering a KFC garbage bowl. It would be like being so strung out and pathetic that you are snorting the last bit of cocaine you accidentally dropped on the floor of a gas station toilet. The act alone is too shameful to admit to. Welcome to rock bottom.

But seriously, I understand that KFC needs to find new ways to sell a bucket of chicken to the same public, but come on! This idea was obviously pulled out of the ass of some exec at the last minute before a meeting. He probably was feeding his dog that morning after a night of binge drinking and found inspiration. Swish