I have 4 tires and a steering wheel!

I did it! Now I have a car (goodbye lousy Chrysler Sebring with your huge clumsy body and horrible visability!).

Behold: The 2001 Mazda Sport Protege. Complete with sunroof and spoiler.

I never had a sunroof before. It's awesome. Now I can park my car by a lake and catch fish from inside with a rod and reel! I could even in theory launch ballistic missles from behind the wheel! Heh, heh, heh...

Now I just have to make sure I don't fall into the lifestyle of driving twenty feet just to buy a loaf of bread. Of course now I can do that through my sunroof!