Man I Hate People

BEWARE: Serious rant coming...

Since I have arrived at my ripe old age I have begun to see that crotchety old people really aren't the cranks I have made them out to be. In fact they are sages, cursed with the clear vision to recognize a horrible truth about the world:

People suck!

How can so many people be so inconsiderate to the rest of us? I am calling out:

1) The jackass with the big muffler on his car who drags up and down the street so loud that he sets off car alarms and wakes up the decent people.

2) The dog owners out there who thinks everyone should smile and put up with their dog's barking and shit everywhere.

3) The steaming animals who put their filthy feet up on public seats.

4) The lightweights out there who get stoopid and rowdy just because they drank something stronger than a bud-lite.

5) The dumbasses who take and make calls on their cell phones in the movie theater.

People suck and I finally figured it out. Why the hell do I spend any effort trying to be a decent and courteous fellow when the rest of the populace is scoring off me?

Was there ever a time when people were simply nice to each other for no other reason but because it was the right thing to do?

...sigh... if I ever see any of the perpetrators outlined in my list above, I hope it is only during that split second of recognition when I see you in my headlights before my car accidentally runs you over in the street because you were too important to wait at the crosswalk.

Don't worry though. I'll be considerate enough to give you a fair chance by not throwing the car in reverse and finishing the job. Just praaaay that I am not driving my Thundertank.